SPIN THE CAMERA!

hey guys! what do you do when you're bored?

YOU SPIN YOUR CAMERA!
THATS RIGHT!!

HAHA!

ATTACHMENTAL IS OVER!!!

KNOCK KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

ATTACHMENT

ATTACHMENT WHO?

ATTACHMENTAL

WHAT THING ATTACHMENTAL?

ATTACHMENTAL IS OVER TODAY YO!!!

WTF?

OKAY OKAY

ATTACHMENT IS FINALLY OVER AND DONE WITH!!! YESSAH!!

THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME THAT I WILL BLOG FROM MY WORK PLACE

BECAUSE IN 30 MINS TIME I WILL SMELL THE AIR OF FREEDOM

AFTER 10 WEEKS OF ETERNAL DAMNATION

FINALLY

IM FREE FREE BREE BREE!!

JUST LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS (wtf?!)

AAANYWAY!!!

WHAT IS UP?!?!

LAST DAY OF ATTACHMENT IS UP YO!!!!

HAHAHA

GOOD BYE GIC!!

&

WASABI STILL SUCKS!!!!!

IKEA IS FUN!

Okay here are some things to ponder about
let me give you the scenario

You're in IKEA.....

You're waiting for your gf and friends to get what ever they're looking for.....

You see a white chair with wheels......

There is no one on the chair.......

You have a mobile phone that can record videos and other things.....

You're bored...........

What will you do?

Will you just walk away ignoring the chair with wheels and regret for the rest of your life ?
(wtf is there to regret about)

Or will you sit on the chair and move with the chair?! THE CHOICE IS ENTIRELY YOURS!

HERE IS MY CHOICE!!

SIGN LANGUAGE RULES! (SOMETIMES)

Sooo yesterday night i went to IKEA Tampines to meet my girlfriend and her school friends. They need to get some frames for their school stuff.

Okay, to get there you have to take a shuttle bus from Tampines MRT, i mean well you could take a taxi or walk or take public transport or ride a bike or motor bike or even your own car (if you own one) or skateboard or scooter, well there are many ways to get there, but i chose to take the shuttle bus that they provided. ITS FREE! but i have to wait for almost 30 minutes for the damn bus.

Okay so, while waiting for the bus i saw this 2 guys, probably around 30, they were both speaking in sign language, their hands movement were intense when they were talking! and it somehow i was amazed and it caught my attention. I mean there are so many words in the english language, imagine how many hand movement and gestures you have to know. Then i thought to myself, it's pretty cool actually to know how to speak sign language. Okay what the hell is speak sign language? does it even make sense?! but you get what i mean right? RIGHT RIGHT?

Okay so apparently those 2 dudes got on the same bus as me, and they sit in somewhere in front of me, they're still talking with their intense hand gestures. Then i think again, wouldn't it be tiring if you have to keep moving your hands when you speak all the time? It's like when you're communicating, you have to look at the hand gestures and the mouth movement to understand what the other is saying.

Then i think about how inconvenience it is, for example, for us, sometimes we can just talk without looking at the person and while our hands doing other things ( please dont think dirty, i was referring to action such as smsing,eating ice cream, etc)

HA!

Okay, so i think yeah thats some of the cons of speaking in sign language. Well on the other hand, can you imagine, dissing others and talking about people using sign language?! you can just do it in front of their faces and they won't even know it! haha. Oh well just don't show the middle finger. I think its a pretty universal sign. Oh well, why am i talking about this.

K BYE! I LOVE YOU ALL!

ZOMGZ SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON

Yo yo yo yo what is uppppppp lovely creatures of the earth!!!!!
Guess what?!?! (what darell what?!)
I never thought i say this but
SCHOOL IS STARTING IN ROUGHLY 1 WEEK TIME!!!

Okay seriously, attachment makes school feels like heaven

I mean seriously cereal, when you're working, i mean at least to me, lunch time is like.........orgasmic........okay well not to that extend, but lunch time.....feels.......close to orgasm...... okay la not to that extend again, seriously if lunch time is orgasm, then everytime i go home i will attain nirvana.

"In sramanic thought, Nirvana (Sanskrit: निर्वाण, Nirvāṇa; Pali: निब्बान, Nibbāna; Prakrit: णिव्वाण) is the state of being free from both suffering and the cycle of rebirth."

HA!

Well well well, its been a while since i spill my mind on this blog, so what have i been doing....hmm let me see.....the reason why i didnt blog for so long because, these past few days, ive been trying to conquer Mount Everest
( dont lie you fucking liar).....hahaha, just kidding!!! APRIL FOOL!!! (wtf ?! april fool is over long ago you fool!!)

ZOMGZWTFISHAPPENING?!

Okay seriously cereal, let me update you what happen last friday, the day of my gig, the last string of my guitar broke!!, damn...lucky the 2nd last song and the last song i dont really need to use the last string.
So from this little accident, what can we learn ?
this incident prove the popular provebs that " It takes two to tango" (thats not the right proverb you idiot)........okay what im trying to say is..................

SHIT HAPPENS!

HAHA!

as for the case of this boy, shit happens on him literally

Speaking of shit, i was once attacked too by one of those thing, lucky the shiatt landed on my specs...but still.....its fucking wtf because, the location where it happens is in town! (near dhoby ghout to be precise) and the best part is, it happens on a valentine day! and the best part is its at night!! and the bestest best part among the best is the bird never even say sorry!!!! O.O

i strongly believe that you guys just went to this powerful expression

-.-

allright i got to go boys and girls and i just want to say that

LIFE ROCKS AS A STONE!

literally

KBYE!

ON THE SAME GROUND (ORIGINAL)

Darellaser - On The Same Ground

this place holds too much memories
memories of us growing up
talking about nothing and
things beyond your wildest dream
is what we do best

we had the greatest time back then
yeah we had the greatest time
we had the greatest time


so all my friends around the world
when are we gonna meet again
its been too long since we last met
when are we gonna meet again
and all the senseless things we used to say
the stupid things we used to do
together

i have to say i miss those times
so im waiting for the time
im longing for the time
when all of us will be on the same ground again

WORK SUCKS , IM CEREAL!

Im halfway through my attachment and im starting to feel the "gosh work sucks so much!!!!" effect. It wouldn't be so bad if i have made friends here, but yeah im a solo ranger here. Oh i have a friend here!, its the INTERNET!! I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!

For the record, im basically a ghost here. yep. My presence is invisible and insignificant here. Haha. I don't care about them and they don't care about me. so it's all good. Im never a good conversation starter anyway. I barely say a word here, simply because there's no one i could talk to, or there's not a chance to mingle around, cos im sitting at the end and every table is divided by some sort of short walls.

Ha. I can't imagine working in such environment. I'll........i'll.....i'll.........die of boredomzzzz. Damn it, basically i have become a mute whenever im at work. If i continue this way....i may lose.......my ability........to speak.......................oh no..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*$#&$)&*&*&#$((^%& PLEASE PLEASE FASTER LET ME SEE 12PM AND 6 PM!!!

im really sick of this place. wee! i have many faxing to do. DOUBLE FAAK!!!

FEVER ON WEEKENDS!

Hellow fellow creatures of the earth.
Okay so many things happened over the weekends.
I wouldn't want to bore you with the detail so i just summarise everything.

Let me take you back to a magical journey of four days ago (wtf is so magical about that?!)

Starting from last friday........last friday....last friday.....last friday... (echo and dreamy effect please)

So now just relax yourself, be in a calm state and slowly close your eyes while i take you back to a journey called "whatever happens to darell from 4days ago" (wadefak!)

Friday:

• i woke up in the morning not feeling glorious (i know im sick), but i still go to work
• at work i feel like shiattt and i requested to go home early
• i rest at home, hoping to feel better in the afternoon as i have band practice
• i forced myself to go for the practice, but i was too sick,weak,tired,headache,dizzy
• my fever was 39 degree bad and so i went to doctor
• nurse injected my BUTTCHEEK
• stella accompanied me at home and she stay over at my house sleeping in sis room
• it feels like winter in my room when you're sick

Saturday:

• Im alive!
• I feel a little better
• Tried to record a video of me and gf singing don't go away by oasis
• But failed miserably cos i don't have enough breath to sing loud.
• Then we watched sucky movies such as First Born (this movie really $%$%$!@#%), Red Mist ( it was okay), The Strangers (it was okay).
• I cant remember what else happened on Sat

Sunday:

• Im alive again!
• Went to church
• Went for Oasis even though im still sick
• Almost died in the concert. just kidding
• Feel worse after the concert
• At night the fever hasnt gone down
• mom brought me to doctor
• blood test
• nurse told us to go 4th floor to take the test
• its so quiet,empty and fucking scary, imagine all those scene in ghost movie or zombie movie where there is abandoned hospital.
• there's a brave soul working there
• blood test result out
• got AIDS
• just kidding
• went home, sleep with eyes closed (duh)

Monday:

• IM ALIVE!
• FELT BETTER
• WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
• watch that's 70 show season 5
• fucking funny
• play guitar
• cant wait to go to work the next day
• AS IF!!!
• im recovering
• gf came over in the night

and now HERE I AM!!! TA DA! WRITING THIS BLOG IN THE OFFICE!!!

fuck i really feel like shiatttt! now im having runny nose and coughing to do.

now that i realise MC is like drug when you have start working life. Taking MC feels oh sooooooooooo gooooooooood!

SMILING WHILE RUNNING, OR RUNNING WHILE SMILING

hey hey hey you fellow blog reader. good day!!

Aaaaaanyway, i want to get some things of my chest

Do you ever see bunch of humans laughing and smiling while rushing to cross the road full of moving cars? or rushing to cross the road or trying to get to the closest shelter when its raining? or rushing to catch the bus thats leaving? or rushing to enter the mrt when the door is closing? i believe you have witness it too right? and i assume you're also one of them right?? ADMIT IT!!! because i think did that too. Haha. And do you ever wonder why?

Actually i'm also not sure why. I realised this when i'm rushing to cross the road with my gf,sister and other friends, then i was like "why we're laughing when we cross the road with a bunch of friends?" then i ask my sister, "why we laugh ah when we cross the road?". Then she laugh.

So can you tell me why we laugh and smile when we ran to cross the road with a bunch of friends,whenever we ran to catch the bus thats leaving, whenever we ran to enter the train when the door is closing and whenever we try to get to a shelter when its raining or crossing the road, etc etc, i cant think of other scenarios right now. Haha, i mean why are we laughing? is it the excitement of running together? is it the rain? haha. WHY TELL ME WHY!!!!

But when we're alone, doing those scenario, i don't think we'll be laughing or smiling. Because people will think you're kuku-in-the-head if you do that. Haha, so next time when you're in those scenarios with a bunch of friends, try not to laugh or smile. See if you can do that. If you succeed, do call me or text me, and i will congratulate you personally.





oh yaaaa, HAPPY APRIL FOOL, FOOLS!!!! HAHA.

wow that's one hell of a rude cat